Communism Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

What's senior year without a little slacking?

Me: "Junior year."

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania