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Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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Melania Jokes More Melania Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

Deleted

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Chronic Math Debater Jokes More Chronic Math Debater Jokes

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.