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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Bolshevik Jokes More Bolshevik Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.