Disagree Jokes

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Melania Jokes More Melania Jokes
Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Anti Semite Jokes More Anti Semite Jokes
Bolshevik Jokes More Bolshevik Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.