Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Anti Semite Jokes More Anti Semite Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Upset Stomach Jokes More Upset Stomach Jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)