What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.