What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.