What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.