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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.