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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!