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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'?

To go forth and multiply is more fun.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!