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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.