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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.