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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.