Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

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Because it was Elise

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.