Because he wanted a hot rod.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Because they can spell it.
Man-go juice!
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
The door won't close
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
