Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.