Because he wanted a hot rod.
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Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
He parks his car, man.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
I'm holding Time Square!
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
He was a pieromaniac.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
