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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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I'm game.

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I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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A convertible.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.