How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

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A waist of time

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!