Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.