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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you