April Sale - 20% Off

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Previous Random Joke Next
Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.