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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.