Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform