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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.