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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.