What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.