What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.