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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.