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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.