What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....