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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking