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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope