What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!