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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.