What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!