What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.