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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe