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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip