What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.