What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.