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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.