What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison