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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.