What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even