What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.