What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.