What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time