What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx