What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text