What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)