What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What is life without a porpoise?

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Gutterfingers!

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Bud.

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They put him under joint custody.

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Because it was provOLONE

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They didn't get their whey.

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Whey

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda