What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Damn, son. It's about time!

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I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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How much do you whey bro

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda