What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Life.

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Please cheese me!

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They didn't get their whey.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda