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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Where have you been my whole life?

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Drop dead gore-geous!

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He Park in son's space

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Haloumi!

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda