What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.