What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi