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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What's Ludacris' favorite cheese?

GOUDA!

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda