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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Cheese Maker Jokes More Cheese Maker Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.