What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Gouda Jokes More Gouda Jokes

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Vat Jokes More Vat Jokes

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Cheese Maker Jokes More Cheese Maker Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.