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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.