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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What's Ludacris' favorite cheese?

GOUDA!

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What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda