If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Mom and Dad.
My mom asked Gravity, I replied.
He lost interest.
He dumped his girlfriend.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
It keeps getting agitated
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
