Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.