What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Garbage Truck Jokes More Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.