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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Garbage Truck Jokes More Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.