Pitchfork Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".