Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who?

Amanda the table!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!