Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
A pitchfork
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
A child with pitchfork in his back
A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!
Well an erection of course.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
Pickup lines
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
A mouse going on vacation.
A Thormos.
Progressive.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
