Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

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What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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A Soviet Reunion.

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

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I don't have an alcohol collection.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty