Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!