Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
A pitchfork
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
A child with pitchfork in his back
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
They have to use their Endor voices.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
Because he lost his marbles.
Because he was Haydn.
So he can find router space.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
He uses a hans free device
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
They kept Stalin.
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Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
