About a day.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
A plane
It's days were numbered.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Just reddit.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
To get to the other side.
The punch line...
About 5 seconds.
