Bowling Ball Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Womb Service!

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Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Don't Stop

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Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon