Bowling Ball Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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