You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
A thalidomide's armpit
Like a bowling ball.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.