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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.