What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.