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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!