What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.