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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.