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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."