Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "