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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing