Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

Either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

Heredity.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution