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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)