Response Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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