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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.