What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs