What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!