What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.