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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25