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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!