What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25