What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.