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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25