What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25