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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!