How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.