How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl