Stand it on four bricks!
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
So they won't step on the fish.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Bricks get laid.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
URINE.