How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!