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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.