How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!