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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!