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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)