What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio..

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.