How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork