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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.