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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.