How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.