April Sale - 20% Off

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

New Years Day Jokes More New Years Day Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

New Leaf Jokes More New Leaf Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!