What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.