What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!