What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!