What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!