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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!