What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!