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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.