What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.