What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!