Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!