Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!