Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Coma-toes.

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A paws!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!