Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!