Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
A dog has a better understanding of no.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
He was talking smack.
Fruit can't talk
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
He left his foot on the clutch.
A PAW-se