One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
A PAW-se
It was on paws
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
They both have PAWS
A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
I'm paw!
Because she keeps running away from the ball
His heart wasn't in it.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because they had a crush on each other!sna
Two dogs howling at the moon.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
STOP RESISTING!!!
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
Her crayons are still sticky.
They smoke them out.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.