One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
A PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
They both have PAWS
A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
I'm paw!
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
Whedon?
Hebrewed his own
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
A Crush
Imagination.
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Dppelspider
They combined for 16 paws.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
They insist that the fit could be better.
