One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
A PAW-se
It was on paws
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
They both have PAWS
A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
I'm paw!
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
A X-pert
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Oh shoot, I forgot...
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Camenbert
An elephant with diarrhea
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Geek Squad
Because they all joined
