One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
A PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
They both have PAWS
A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
I'm paw!
An acrocat!
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Wee paws for station identification.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
A 500 bill.
Give them a test-tickle
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
A lost Clause
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
They always get jalapeno business!
Madam President.
Because they can.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
