What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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Disoriental

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Han So-high.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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Igloos it back together.

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Squish it in your hand.

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Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.