Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
A gambler might lose.
Yours.
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
Two. Obviously.
They both like a tight seal.
Squishes out of the room*
When he was nailed on the cross.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.