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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.