What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.