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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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Tukaluk

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They both like a tight seal.

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Squish it in your hand.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.