Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
A conductor.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
And when did my wife start smoking
Qwack
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Squishes out of the room*
Squish it in your hand.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
