No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
He had a fear of eights
You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.