What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...