What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever