What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever