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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!