What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever