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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever