What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever