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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!