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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.