What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!