What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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A mumble-bee.

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!