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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.