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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house