What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry