What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry