What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry