What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry