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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Sapling Jokes More Sapling Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry