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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry