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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.