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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Who's there! Bronte! Bronte who?

Bronte of the blow!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Sapling Jokes More Sapling Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry