What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.