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What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.