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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces