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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces