How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.