How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces