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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!