How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.