Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

Because he can't lace them.

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces