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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces