Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

Because he can't lace them.